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i had a mini-oscar party. i bought champagne, cheese, crackers, grapes and cookies. we had oscar bingo and a oscar ballot. here are some key high-lights of the event: - tiffany amber theesem (sp?) does a mcdonalds commercial. sarah says, "how does she think its okay to do a mcdonalds commercial??" roxanne replies, "how does she think it's okay to be talk about incestual staturay rape in a mcdonalds commercial??" (you have to see the commercial to understand, and the timing and wording was much better originally). - fred put 30 grapes in his mouth, and he almost choked a couple of times from laughing at a stupid commercial. - alex kept talking about his uncle who is a film editor. and kept telling us which films are hard to edit, and how his uncle, the film editor, is friends with meryl streep. Olivia de Havilland comes on tv, and alex asks who that is. we tell him she was in Gone With The Wind, and he asks "what did she win for?" (meaning what movie). i reply with a straight face, "film editing." then i laughed at my own joke. - we have our own award show, where i present a star award to roxanne for winning both the oscar bingo and the oscar ballot. i give the peace sign and send a shout-out to the troops. roxanne mentions god, angels, and heaven, but he forgets to thank god. - i'm called a mean bitch for calling the past oscar winners, "old fucks," while hours earlier racist jokes were received warmly. and now here is a copy of one of the oscar bingo cards...
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