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today was the funnest day ever! well maybe not ever, but the funnest sunday i've had in awhile.

first i hung out with the twin babies. they were so happy to see me and wanted me to hold them. but my aunt is superstitious/paranoid and thought since i'm still not FULLY better it was best i didn't hold them.

then i went shopping with sarah, and she tried these pants on but the zipper got stuck and sarah asked me quietly to help her. i yelled back, "YOU GOT IT STUCK??????" she just looked at me like, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

i bought about 5 new shirts, she bought nothing.

later on, we met up with the smoocher and his best friend (i think his codename will be lyle - lets see if i remember this from now on). lyle is really cool. he's a chubby italian version of colin from the real world. he's going to be moving in with my brother and he's also very close with sarah.

we're at outback. sarah and i order burgers. lyle and the smoocher order salads. a little backwards. the smoocher was talking about nascar and fucking his maid and all sorts of ill shit. he also cut down on the fact that i had an oscar party. WHY ME? how come most of the guys i've hooked up with are like this? next time they have to pass the cool enough test before they pass the hot enough test. he ended up leaving so he can fake make up with his girlfriend, have sex, and then find a way to break up with her.

next it was miniature golf time. i started out getting eagles and hole in ones, and then we approached this one hole, where you could hit it down a stream and get guaranteed eagle, and a possible hole in one. everyone was doing the stream way. but i decided to go another way, which fucked me up majorly. that hole cost me the whole game. but it was still kind of cool to be the only one gutsy enough to try another way.

there were many other funny moments. mostly accidental things each one of us would say.

lyle and the smoocher are planning to go camping in the woods, with a bunch of guns to protect them from "that bear that lives there". i'm tempted to go, just so i can film it.