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the happy birthday singing at TIA's is a little bit scary. they all clap in sync and walk around and yell "HAPPY HAPPY, BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY" over and over again. i'm in a group of sarah's friends, on her birthday, and i say, "if i'm ever a dictator, i'm going to make everyone go around clapping and saying that over and over again." sarah tells me that i should title the book i write, "if i'm ever a dictator..." we took over the mic at a bar, and told people to come tell jokes. i told this guy to tell pirate jokes, and he became the star of the night. i had an intervention with fred, except i don't think he understood what i was really saying. there were many other crazy things that happened. there was this girl telling me that if i expose my boobs, i'd get free drinks. i didn't want to tell her that i already got 3 free drinks without exposing anything. i also bonded with this girl, i never thought i'd ever bond with. my british friends are fighting over who will pick me up at the airport. or they were... now it's settled. i'm going to be a zombie at the airport anyway. so the brit is in orlando, not thailand. and will be for most of the time i'm in england. i'll probably see him for one day. how he picked orlando over thailand is beyond me. how he picked orlando over anything is beyond me. i love disney world, but if my pal was flying over, i'd be like FUCK MICKEY and his pals. i bought really cute clothes from new york and company. there's this black skirt and black shirt i bought, that's so beautiful. the people who are staying at my house are letting me borrow their laptop, so i can burn some cds. my cd burner is so slow and shitty. but the cd burner they have is perfection. i made a THE BEST OF RADIOHEAD cd, and i'm in love with it. do fruit roll ups still exist? my bff in england wants me to bring her some. she also asked me to cook her iranian food. little does she know how useless i am. i have a new nickname, it could be my next IM name... watch out! |
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