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i know i said, i'd be gone for good. i know. but tonight something great happened. i know this frat boy. he's so hot hot hot. i've been eyeing him for years. YEARS! our eyes met across the room as people were slobbering into eachother. he walked towards me. he laid one hand across my left boob. i smiled up at him. he's 7 feet tall. a frat boy. my brothers friend. he's a yo. right then and there i started making out with him. we decided to go into the dingy smelly frat house bathroom so we could continue our groping. there was a long line when we approached the bathroom. we waited there for maybe 10 minutes. people came out with nasty puke breath. this girl who was in front of us kept bouncing up and down and holding her knees together. i decided to make slurping noises near her ear, thinking this would make her pee her pants. but instead she just gave me a dirty look. it was our turn to use the bathroom! because the toilet was so full of puke, we decided that the bathtub would be the perfect place to get our sex on! he pulled my capri pants off with great ease. this made me think that it wasn't the first time he had lured a drunk girl into the bathroom. he was a professional! he knew how to take capri pants off. i won't disturb you guys with the gritty details. but lets just say that we were in there for a VERY long time. and a lot of people, who were waiting for the bathroom, were pretty pissed. it was well worth it though, for hot hot hot sex with a frat boy! oh, you should probably highlight this.. april fools! this is my favorite day of the year!!! okay, this is really my LAST ENTRY! i just had to tell you all of that! |
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